Song Parodies -> "Win Ryder's in Best Buy"

Original Song Title:

"Ghost Riders in the Sky"

Original Performer:

"Win Ryder's in Best Buy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Shopkeepers everywhere beware—that Filchin' Filly's baaaaack!
Sprightly Youtube version HERE.

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The whole Geek Squad was hangin' out
one long n' borin' day
A' whilin' way the time with Wii's,
—a lot like yesterday
When all at once a slender slip
slunk through the front door's maw
She bee-lined straight for digicams—
n' stuffed five in her bra...

Her eyes were burnin' embers
hooded 'neath a slouch hat's brim
Her countenance familiar,
—alabaster-pale n' grim
And as she crept through movies
swipin' discs all Blaine-y slick
It hit us, "She played Sarek's wife
in that new Star Trek flick!"

Nick a displa-ay!
Rip a TIVO!
Win Ryder's in Best Buy!

Conviction for a 'liftin' spree
Wuz back in aught-aught-one
I guess she didn't learn n' yearns
for further filchin' fun!
Her pulchritude is unsurpassed
though morals have gone wrong
Then we all flinched as 50-inched—
TV she hid in thong...

As Ms. Ryder rolled on by me
I heard her scream out, "Geek,
If you want to save your shelves
from Hell then stop my stealin' streak
Or you'll be unemployed by dawn
Your store I'll Gaza strip
Circuit City** laughed me off—
now sails receiver-ships!"

Nick a Segwa-ay!
Rip an iPhooo-ne!
Win Ryder's in Best Buy!

Win Ryder's in Best Buy
Win Ryder's in Best Buy

[ fade to Chapter 11 ]

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** Ditto: Linens & Things, GM, Mervyns, CompUSA, Bally's Total Fitness and Tommy Turtle's House of Humility

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Fiddlegirl - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Hilarious! TMGLTM... ROFL :D

TJC - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks FG@ubersecretprojectinconjunctionwithTTonSeptThirtieth.calm! (I've taken subtlety to a whole new level!)

blackjack21 - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Rippin' away, she's a klepto, I'll have to give you Fives...

AFW - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Is she at it, again? Or is this about back then? either way...it's very good

TT - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Not sure I want to meet a woman who can hide a fifty-inch TV in her thong -- even my little 12" portable would seem small to her. ;) ..Very good all the way through, but how did TT get involved in this?! :)

TJC - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks BJ, AF & TT!
And TT... you know you could never supply enough product! On the other hand, TT's Assn. of Alliteration is goin' gangbusters!

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