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Song Parodies -> "Teachers Tell Lies"
Original Song Title:
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Original Performer:
Franki Valli and the Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"Teachers Tell Lies"
Parody Written by:
Ragdoll
The Lyrics
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (you thought they were nice)
(Big test) so be wi-yi-yise (my oh my)
Study, do or die (I'm terrified)
(Hit the books) Every morning, early I rise
(Hit the books) Facts and figures to memorize
(Hit the books) In betrayal, to my surprise
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (you thought they were nice)
(Hey wait) Where's the te-e-est (Where's the test)
(Student) Don't look stressed (There is no test)
(Wasted time) I could have gone, and danced ballet
(Wasted time) Went out with friends to play
(Wasted time) I will fight for the first prize
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es ( just do not agonize)
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
(Fade)
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (you thought they were nice)
(Big test) so be wi-yi-yise (my oh my)
Study, do or die (I'm terrified)
(Hit the books) Every morning, early I rise
(Hit the books) Facts and figures to memorize
(Hit the books) In betrayal, to my surprise
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (you thought they were nice)
(Hey wait) Where's the te-e-est (Where's the test)
(Student) Don't look stressed (There is no test)
(Wasted time) I could have gone, and danced ballet
(Wasted time) Went out with friends to play
(Wasted time) I will fight for the first prize
Teachers tell lies
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es (cold as ice)
Tea-chers te-ll lies-ies-es ( just do not agonize)
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
Teachers tell lies
(Fade)
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