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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Guy With Me!"
Original Song Title:
"Come Fly With Me!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Dumb Guy With Me!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Stupid is as stupid does, or in my case, writes.... ~ ~ A quirky, funny, jazzy YouTube version here ~ .
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‘Dumb Guy’ with me—Dumb Guys *bonsai* today!
If you’ve no clues and a few loose screws
We can get tattoos that say:
“Dumb Guys are peepull, two! Don’t shy away!”
‘Dumb Guy’ with me, we’ll ‘fly’ on bathtub meth!
In gas-o-line, we’ll ‘cook’ ‘phed-ereen
What’s the risk—won’t *get* MacBeth?!?
‘Dumb Guy’ with me, join ‘Cretins Cheatin’ Death’!
Once installed in White House
Wars we will declare-i-fy—
Bomb Dubai—
Hold fish fry—
Dunce installed—my Fleiss spouse…
Billy Graham’s fold'll jeer—
Rednecks leer—
Brits revere—
(they *love* f’oxymorons!)
Guys' surprise? Dumb’s *spry* in every way!
This state-of-mind, that’s so oft maligned
Is—like FEMA—here to stay
Our species?—Un-endangered!—Dude, think: N.R.A.
We’re the D’Oh - D’Oh birds that Darwin couldn’t spay!
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‘Dumb Guy’ with me—Dumb Guys *bonsai* today!
If you’ve no clues and a few loose screws
We can get tattoos that say:
“Dumb Guys are peepull, two! Don’t shy away!”
‘Dumb Guy’ with me, we’ll ‘fly’ on bathtub meth!
In gas-o-line, we’ll ‘cook’ ‘phed-ereen
What’s the risk—won’t *get* MacBeth?!?
‘Dumb Guy’ with me, join ‘Cretins Cheatin’ Death’!
Once installed in White House
Wars we will declare-i-fy—
Bomb Dubai—
Hold fish fry—
Dunce installed—my Fleiss spouse…
Billy Graham’s fold'll jeer—
Rednecks leer—
Brits revere—
(they *love* f’oxymorons!)
Guys' surprise? Dumb’s *spry* in every way!
This state-of-mind, that’s so oft maligned
Is—like FEMA—here to stay
Our species?—Un-endangered!—Dude, think: N.R.A.
We’re the D’Oh - D’Oh birds that Darwin couldn’t spay!
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especialy liked the meth / macbeth rhyme
This covers all bases....clever and funny
Hey TJC...I love what you've been doing with the OS lately. This one is filled with subtle, very witty humor. *Great* job...
This is very good Sir ! it flies and it definitelty is polical truth about our current leader . . . . ~CABO-ONE~ award for zaniness, too!
The "foxymorons" part did it for me... lol
Thanks to alvin, AFW, Invisible Boy, LCC and Mr. Mac, all of whom are way too smart to 'Dumb Guy' with me!
Loved it, specially the Darwin line at the end!
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