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Song Parodies -> "Rub It On (The Jason Giambi Story)"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Rub It On (The Jason Giambi Story)"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
I wrote this during the Barry Bonds steroids scandal
Oh, my swing had been looking frightful,
And the hits were becoming slightful,
But then I got a new cream through Bonds,
RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
Now my muscles are starting to ripple,
And yes, it can cure a pimple,
Now all the balls that I hit are gone,
RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
Now it was time to tell the truth,
It is a sin to tell a lie,
And what makes this story smooth,
You are immune when you testify!
Now my future with the Yanks is doubtful,
Because my salary is quite a mouthful,
I wonder which team that I'll be on,
To RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
And the hits were becoming slightful,
But then I got a new cream through Bonds,
RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
Now my muscles are starting to ripple,
And yes, it can cure a pimple,
Now all the balls that I hit are gone,
RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
Now it was time to tell the truth,
It is a sin to tell a lie,
And what makes this story smooth,
You are immune when you testify!
Now my future with the Yanks is doubtful,
Because my salary is quite a mouthful,
I wonder which team that I'll be on,
To RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON, RUB IT ON!
Copyright 2005
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