Song Parodies -> "Fry Me A Baboon!"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon"

Original Performer:

"Fry Me A Baboon!"

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The Lyrics

Barack may play the enlightened liberal, but get a load of what he has his personal White House chef, Maurice, secretly preparing!

Fry Me A Baboon!
by Barack Obama
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Fry me a Baboon
topped with Tiger teat tartar
Let me savor Panda's feet
and freshets of Jaguar
In Rhino horn--ramicans
with wine adorned--Speckled Clams!

Freshly clubbed young seal
daubbed with Snowy Owl pate
Coc au vin of Eaglette
with Humpback's A.O.K.
Lightly seared on--iv'ry skewers
with Lemur lips--braised in Dewar's!

Fry me a Baboon
Stuffed with Pygmy Chimpanzees
Condor hatchlings carmelized
make tasty aperitifs
Endanger'd eats--Oval Trough
My next repast?--Fraud gras Madoff!

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* all endangered except the baby seal, but apparently they're trying to er, join the club...

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Jim Rotondo - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Absolutely sensational in the eyes of this former foodservice manager, well done!

Patrick - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Makes me hungry for some Arkansas-Fried Ivory Bill Woodpecker.

Andy Primus - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Funny parody, made me feel hungry - think I'll go and cook that last hybrid spider monkey steak that's left in the freezer

John Barry - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm gibbon ya fives.

TJC - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks all... at least with you guys around there's little risk of endangered spoofies!

Crush Limbaugh - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey, it's just Darwinism at work. Those other species aren't fit to survive, so they'll be extinct. The sooner we get rid of all these pesky "animals", the better! Except for sheep, of course.

Mark Scotti - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment

I'l have 555 Baboon Burgers...

Below Average Dave - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, that was a weird one dude, I guess there is some nutritional value in this so alright, won't judge anyone on their choice of dining, but I don't want to be in the same room the night he eats that--I can only imagine what would be the sides. . .

Invisible Boy - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm scrolling through the "latest comments" waiting for today's parodys to post. Upon reading this I realize that the one I posted last night is quite similar to this. Different OS but some of the same themes. So this is a preemptive effort to say...I didn't see this before I wrote mine. If I had, I would have gone in a different direction.
Great idea BTW...

TJC - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Crush, Mark, BAD and IB... and IB, no worries mate!

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