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Song Parodies -> "Why Me At High Noon?"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon!"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Why Me At High Noon?"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

'Twas the merest of misunderstandings...
~

Why me at 'High Noon'?
Meant no slur there, Mr. Earp
You must have misheard--
I wouldn't call you 'Hyatt Herp'
So why'd you growl-- "Bring yer guns"?
I only shoot -- rifled puns!

Reconsider, please--
This 'corral' crap's not 'O.K.'
All your Tombstone trash talk's made
for nightmare Hollidays
So now I'm riled -- plum distressed
Wishin' it was -- *Mild* West!

"Honor's been besmirched!"
Broken record, Mr. Earp
Heard that spiel a dozen times
You repetitious twerp
But if you do -- shoot me down
My headstone reads: -- "Holed By Clown"

~

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Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great subs, a western classic!
2Eagle - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Boy, do I miss the westerns!
alvin - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
this is a scream...my fave of the day
TJC - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to pardners Mark, 2Eagle n' alvin!
Arwen - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
"You repetitious twerp..." LOL!
Andy Primus - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Love them old westerns - especially if Jimmy Stewart is in them.
TJC - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Arwen n' Andy!
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well done TJC, I'm sorry I missed it when it was posted, I've been dealing with stuff I've never dealt with before. Anyway, have a good day-5s

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