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Song Parodies -> "Moon Deliver(y)"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Moon Deliver(y)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The myth of the full moon's gravity that can control a woman's body in the same way as the tides has influenced me to write this odd parody. In reality, it would take 12 million times that pull to affect bounded water (as in the human body) vs unbounded water that the lunar force can move!!! What force does the moon have over a swimming pool? None! And yet the myth persists due to the high rate of births during full moons which cannot be explained by science.
Moon deliver a baby's smile
I’m nervous, the baby’s on the way
You tide changer over many waters
Use lunar force to deliver this baby
Mother hopes for a boy or girl
Moon use your lunar gravity
Over my human body’s ocean
So close to the end
My lunar friend, deliver my baby
(Moon deliver a baby's smile)
(I’m nervous, the baby’s on the way)
Oh tide changer over many waters
Use lunar force to deliver this baby
Mother hopes for a boy or girl
Moon use your lunar gravity
Over my human body’s ocean
So close to the end
My lunar friend, deliver my baby
(Moon deliver, moon deliver)
I’m nervous, the baby’s on the way
You tide changer over many waters
Use lunar force to deliver this baby
Mother hopes for a boy or girl
Moon use your lunar gravity
Over my human body’s ocean
So close to the end
My lunar friend, deliver my baby
(Moon deliver a baby's smile)
(I’m nervous, the baby’s on the way)
Oh tide changer over many waters
Use lunar force to deliver this baby
Mother hopes for a boy or girl
Moon use your lunar gravity
Over my human body’s ocean
So close to the end
My lunar friend, deliver my baby
(Moon deliver, moon deliver)
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Looks like you're talking about once in a "blue moon" events... :-) Great job Rob! 5's!
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