-> "The Lady Is My Ex"
Original Song Title:
"The Lady is a Tramp"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Lady Is My Ex"
The Lyrics
The Lady is My Ex
She was always hungry and gained lots of weight
She watched the TV, and went to bed late
She’d only go out with friends that I hate
That’s why the lady is my Ex
Always played head games she’s nuts like the squirrels
Didn’t do laundry but would chat with her girls
Wouldn’t do dishes but she loved to text
That’s why the lady is my Ex
She liked to sometimes sleep until noon
Was over too soon
I’m heart broke… no joke
Loved spending money and wrote some bad checks
That’s why the lady is my Ex
She’d get so angry, just coocoo irate
If we went out, she always was late
She was a real pain in everyone’s necks
That’s why the lady is my Ex
Exotic cruises she would say, “she was bored”
They’d have excursions ashore, she’d stay aboard
Sit in the stateroom, never stroll out on the decks
That’s why the lady is my Ex
She’d love the free food at the buffet
Packed it away
Would she choke? I could hope!
Never showed me the slightest respect
That’s why the lady…
That’s why the lady…
That’s why the lady is my Ex !!
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