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Song Parodies -> "I Ate the Filipino"
Original Song Title:
"Girl From Ipanema"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"I Ate the Filipino"
Parody Written by:
Dave Allman
The Lyrics
they serve free lunch at work on Wednesdays
I Ate the Filipino
It looked good and I was hungry
I ate the Filipino food; it was free
But now I'm passin' some gas, I'm passin' some - ah
I went out walking, my stomach rumbled
I got a cramp, my bowels they grumbled
And now I'm passin' more gas, each one I'm passin' goes - ooh
(ooh) I don't think I can take it
How am I going to make it?
Wow, I'm in some kind of pain here
And right now, I must go to the toilet
I just hope, that once there I don't soil it
What was that meat? It was awful greasy
I ate the Filipino at lunchtime
And now I'm paying the price, I grimace - I just hope I don't bleed (don't bleed)
(just hope I don't bleed, Hope I never bleed,...)
It looked good and I was hungry
I ate the Filipino food; it was free
But now I'm passin' some gas, I'm passin' some - ah
I went out walking, my stomach rumbled
I got a cramp, my bowels they grumbled
And now I'm passin' more gas, each one I'm passin' goes - ooh
(ooh) I don't think I can take it
How am I going to make it?
Wow, I'm in some kind of pain here
And right now, I must go to the toilet
I just hope, that once there I don't soil it
What was that meat? It was awful greasy
I ate the Filipino at lunchtime
And now I'm paying the price, I grimace - I just hope I don't bleed (don't bleed)
(just hope I don't bleed, Hope I never bleed,...)
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I know this is suppose to be all in fun but you are making fun of an aspect of Filipino culture, the food. It is okay to joke but when it comes to race, it isn't funny. I'm sorry, but I was really offended by it. If you don't like Filipino food, just don't eat it. It doesn't mean you have to go degrading it. By the way, I'M FILIPINO
Are you saying our food is bad?
that was so mean!
its not funny... being a filipino, i guess our foods and other delicacies taste good... not the kind of thing that this man described it!!!
"What you thought about this parody" gayer than shit, racist song ):
your "pardody" sucked.......you don't know what you're talking about....Filipino food tastes good....if you don't like it then don't eat it...simple, right?! how about you try something else and maybe you'll succeed in being funny--as of this try..you failed...HORRIBLY!!
I apologize to any who were offended - I love Filipinos and their food - that was just a particularly bad lunch - could have been any culture; I just felt a song coming on! Please accept my apology.
it wouldve been ok if a filipino made it. who cares! sheesh
lumpia is the best
maybe you ate some street foods in there, some digestive stuff that they put on a stick, it's a real pain for doctors there...I've been in there after some time with those Indonesian terrorists, and despite some funky stuff in there, the food is actually quite good, especially "kare-kare" or ox tail with veggies on peanut sauce. Nothing wrong about your parody, except that it was an insult. = (
A bit too much of insult for a nation with yummy food and creative people - Filipinos. It would have been better if some Filipino parodist made it, like that Michael V guy you Pinoys are familiar with - I've been in there for a few months and didn't find anything that annoys me, let alone a very resourceful kid scouring the dumpster for some chicken, despite risking appendicitis or something.
I found nothing offensive about this.
sam fisher... what do you mean by Indonesian terrorists? you and your way of thinking are the terrorists. grow up dude. BTW, am not Indonesian.
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