{ Duet }

[Ho]
Like the rap sheet sticks to the perp
[Pimp]
Like da' Sade clings to the Marquis
[Ho]
Reichs will never be rid of their skinheads
[Pimp]
Girl, you'll never get rid of me

[Ho]
Let all your ex-ho's fight and cuss
[Both]
Whatever happens, we've got us

[Pimp]
Me and my crack ho.
(Ho--oversinging Pimp: I moan for stash wages and "own" the mug book)
(Ho: He's prone to rash rages when I just can't hook)

[Pimp]
Trolling down Stiff Avenue...
(Ho: Wherever you find him, you'll find me, need nook?)
(Ho: Closer than ol' Pfizer and a Vioxx tort-izer)

[Pimp]
Me and my crack ho
(Ho: We're closer than chads are to Florida votes)
(Ho: We're closer than flashers to flashy trench coats)

[Both]
On pa-role, they bus-ted us with Hugh
[Ho]
And that Grant quickly "withdrew"

[Pimp]
And when its pimpin' time
[Ho]
Openin' my thi-ighs
[Pimp]
She starts to "swing"
[Ho]
Schwing-ing them guys
[Pimp]
Cleans "clocks" big time
[Ho]
No long good-byes
[Pimp]
Her flings-'ll ka ching
[Both]
Happy dime bag!

[Pimp]
Me and my crack ho...
(Ho: And now that we're flush with the dough for some coke)
(Ho: Our only decision's to shoot-up or smoke)

[Both]
He's my pimp and she's my crew!

[Both]
Before we get done its "high pimp" and "hi ho"
We'll wake up in wet spots, on who knows where's floor
Then wind up in alleys just tryin' to score more
Ain't no chance we'll go bourgeoisie
(Ho: Here comes the seizure!)
[Pimp]
For my crack ho and me!

[spoken]
Say Pimp
What is it, Ho?
Do me a favor?
What do you want, now?
Would you mind slaking it, just one more time?
From the tip?
No! From the bending!
Wonderful!

[Both]
And while we are schwinging, like no ingénue
[Both]
We'll pop a few bennies, and Viagras too
[Ho]
But wind up in de-tox whatever we do
[Both]
Life is gonna be free-base-spree!
(Wow!)

[Pimp]
For my crack ho and me!

[spoken]
Pimp?
Oh, forget it Ho!
Alright