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Song Parodies -> "All That I Said Was "Fudge""

Original Song Title:

"Far From the Home I Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

from Fiddler on the Roof

Parody Song Title:

"All That I Said Was "Fudge""

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Mother: You go straight to bed, Ralphie, and no comic books! You're being punished!

Ralphie: All that i said was "fudge".

What did I do to make Mom blow her top?
Just a word that I heard
Why does she make me chew on Lifebouy soap?
All that I said was "fudge".

I didn't mean to say a naughty word
I just heard what I heard
Daddy's vocabulary is absurd
All that I meant was "fudge".

I heard him say it a thousand times
Until it was stuck in my ears
But I blamed it on some kid
I just cannot squeal on Dad.

Oh, what a merry Yule scenario
Coming home, singing hymns
Just then the car broke down out in the snow
More than a mile from home.

Why is this inquisition happening?
Poisoning, punishing, Mom is mean
I could go blind or die before my teens
They're gonna rue the day
All because I said "fudge".

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AFW - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Nothin' wrong with fudge...very tasty..like this parody..
Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Oy! It's as if Jean Shepherd had written Fiddler On The Roof! A delight! ;)
2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW - nothing wrong with fudge as long as you mean fudge -OMR - Christmas Story would make a good Broadway musical.
Andria - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and LOL at Lifebuoy soap. I once had a bar of Lifebuoy forced into my mouth while my face was under a running faucet in my parents' utility room, at about 6 years old, for saying "Goddammnit" when I stubbed my toe. The oral discomfort and the violent diarrhea that resulted from swallowing the soapy water were far more painful than the stubbed toe. 5s, and I agree with you on seeing "The Christmas Story" as a Broadway show. BTW, I just ordered a reproduction of the famous leg lamp from the Johnson Smith Company website.
2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria - that really was going too far. A friend once heard his son use the Queen Mother of all Bad Words and all he needed was a good lecture - not the Spanish Inquisition. If I could afford it I would buy severel of those leg lamps and display them on the front porch.
blackjack21 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I think this parody may win a "major award" soon. Watch for a big crate marked "Fragile" to show up on your front porch. Hmm, fra-gee-lay...must be Italian. Fun parody, 555.
2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Black. Would that come from Santa?
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack.
alvin - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...love that movie
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Fiddlegirl - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it -- but how do you look in a pink bunny suit? (Don't answer that...) ;)
2Eagle - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddle - never had a pink bunny suit. Haven't you ever gotten some weird presents?
Rebekah Dub - June 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Surely I enjoyed this! Loved that part in the movie. =)

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