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Song Parodies -> "This Bathtub Ring"

Original Song Title:

"This Diamond Ring"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Lewis & The Playboys

Parody Song Title:

"This Bathtub Ring"

Parody Written by:

G.R.Broski

The Lyrics

who wants to clean this bathtub ring
it's black and greasy and has a funky sheen
this bathtub ring won't go with any ease
i've used lots of cleanser and a ton of elbow grease
and if you have a tub that's gross like mine is
how'd the hell'd you shine it

this tub is hideous as tubs can get
trying hard to clean it has made me sweat
this bathtub ring is really quite challenging
and this bathtub ring would be hard for mr. clean
i hope your tub is not as bad as mine is
i totally despise this

(instrumental beak)

this bathtub ring is really quite challenging
and this bathtub ring would be hard for mr. clean
i hope your tub is not as bad as mine is
i totally despise this

who wants to clean this bathtub ring
bon ami and comet really didn't do a thing
this bathtub ring won't go with ease
needs muriatic acid or a sand blasting
and if you have a tub that's gross like mine is
how'd the hell'd you shine it

(small instrumental break)

this bathtub ring doesn't seem to go anywhere
and the drain is choked with gunk and lots of hair

so if you comevisit me i'll hide it
and just live in denial
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CML - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
You didnt really get 13 upvotes. Some trollish dumb bunny ( Amiright wont let me use the word that fits) has been screwing up the voting system for years. I seriously doubt that 13 regulars at Amiright have ever heard this song. One of my older bros bought this particular album. Nice song

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