Song Parodies -> "A Clown Without Britney"

Original Song Title:

"A Town Without Pity"

Original Performer:

"A Clown Without Britney"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Gene Pitney, may he rest in peace, was one of the greatest singers America has ever produced. Kevin Federline wasn't even the greatest singer in his marriage.

(instrumental opening)

When you're young and so screwed-up as he
and bewildering all you see
why do people hate you so?
Guess they now have got to know
what a clown without Britney can do!

Won't you stop your acting like a star?
people talk about how dumb you are.
Ours is not an easy age.
You inspire so much rage.
What a clown without Britney can do!

You have got problems.
Many problems.
You've got an underwhelming heart.
Why don't you stop it
Kevin, stop it
before what's left of your bereft life falls apart!

Take a long vacation, don't come back!
And don't you record another track!
How can you keep hope alive?
How can your career survive?
When her fans would like to tear you in two!
What a clown without Britney can do!

(instrumental break)

How your profile stayed alive
despite all your profane jive?
Well, you now are one where once you're two.
What a clown without Britney can do!
No it isn't very pretty
what a clown without Britney...

can
do!

Am I piling on K-Fed? Yes, I am. The question is, why aren't YOU, Bob? Oy, you see what this guy makes me do? He made me quote a Michael Douglas movie line! And you KNOW how I feel about Mr. Zeta-Jones! Well, I feel even more contempt for the second ex-Mr. Spears. Not that I love Britney, but K-Fed makes her look as classy as Catherine by comparison!

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wiseguy - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

thank heaven someone showed a "LIL" sympathy for britney,but as for kfed......look my man its a tough world u gots to make ends meat even though hes corny he keeps trying he knows how to laugh to the bank.......and his award song wasnt that bad....at least they(brit and kfed) arent dissing each other in public like justin timberlake and they other dude did. oh and the parody man...clever twists of phrase nice choice of parody.......i must admit even though im reserved on how to feel about the subject matter:)

alvin rhodes - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

a direct hit on a well deserved target

Johnny D - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Now you can parody Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line" as "I'm Federline"! Seriously, if you want that title, take it, I don't want it!

Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I'd rather have Federline go to Reno, if ya know what I mean.

John Barry - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

He musta fed 'er a line.

Fitu Petaia - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment

A clown without Britney, would be like amiright without Fitu Petaia, missing.

Michael E Cormier - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment

The rumor is that he is gonna be a full time prowrestler soon in the WWE. It'd be good to see him get his @$$ kicked on a weekly basis. I'm sure Britney wouldn't miss it for the world. Good job, Michael.

Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

OK, I can understand why somebody might not like my political or sports parodies. But who likes K-Fed enough to vote 8 ones in support of him? Who could possibly be THAT supportive of him? Or is it someone just THAT dumb?

Phil Alexander - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

It might be K-Fed himself, of course... he probably doesn't have much of a life these days ;-)

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