Dearest, darling, I had to text to say that I won’t be around for a while,
Cos I’ve bought something special while I was driving home and it just made me smile.

Oh I was only, cruising around on the highway,
Only, trying to find my way home.

I drove off into the night.
The sat-nav said to turn right.
And that is when it dumped me,
Into an old farm yard with three growling dogs lying there.
And so I walked up to him,
Asked the farmer where the Hell I was and he told me where.

Oh I was only, up to my ankles in cow muck
Only, wandering around in the dark.

He led me off round the back
And handed me a car jack.
I said: “ Thanks Mac.”

Oh I was only, starting to get a bit worried,
Only, thinking how I could escape.

And then he turned on the light.
I saw a wonderful sight,
And as I looked in more closely
All of a sudden I lost control as I slid inside
And I caressed her, kissed her,
Told him I‘d give my right arm to take her for a ride.

Oh I was only falling in love with an E Type
Only,sitting there going “brrm brrm”.

I hate to have to confess,
This car’s a bit of a mess.
What will I do?
Yes I will get it, get it, get it concours again!