While driving in my car one day
I was swerving in and out
A policeman pulled me over
said mad em please step out

Then he said to walk the line
and kindly please exhale
And warned me if I fail these tests
I'd have to post some bail
You'll have to post some bail

The judge reviewed my records
said It's your second time
Two wrongs surely don't make a right
You'll have to serve some time
You'll have to serve some time

One sink, one bed one toilet
a window slit to see
no marble floors, designer clothes,
no more shopping sprees
no full length mirrors,no personal chef
It's the Simple Life for me

Not forty five or twenty three
plus you post no bail
just be filthy rich like me
and spend three days in jail
Three days in jail

Just three days in jail she spent
the sheriff set her free
But is this really justice
In our democracy?

I spent some time
under house arrest
My party plans did fail
when the judge overruled the sheriff
and sent me back to jail

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie
out of jail so quick
Has justice gone to the dogs?
Just ask Michael Vick
Just ask Michael Vick