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Song Parodies -> "You'll Always Wank Alone"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Original Performer:
Gerry and the Pace Makers
Parody Song Title:
"You'll Always Wank Alone"
Parody Written by:
Lady Jayne
The Lyrics
When you wank
Through the night
Pull your fore
Skin tight
And don't be afraid of your balls
At the end
Of your wank
There is bliss
And sweet release
Just as long as you don't stain the sheets
So wank on
Through the wind
Wank on
Through the rain
"Cause you wont be tossed
Or blown
Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone
Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone
Through the night
Pull your fore
Skin tight
And don't be afraid of your balls
At the end
Of your wank
There is bliss
And sweet release
Just as long as you don't stain the sheets
So wank on
Through the wind
Wank on
Through the rain
"Cause you wont be tossed
Or blown
Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone
Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone
copyright BB Productions 2004
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Obviously written by a Liverpool fan starting to adjust to reality! Now do one for each of the other losing teams and I'll give you 5 million pounds, deal?
I did not know that Gerry and the Pacemakers did a version of TOS, which first appeared in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical "Carousel".
I did know Gerry & the 'Makers did that. I mean, recorded the song. I also know that the Brooklyn Bridge (Johnny Maestro's post-Crests band) did it, Elvis used the song in his Vegas period, and Jerry Lewis closes his Labor Day telethon with it -- ironic, since one of the things muscular dystrophy and related conditions makes it hard, and sometimes impossible, to do is walk, but it shows the stricken that they're not alone. As for doing... that... alone, I guess the circle will be broken.
haha, masturbation always wins good marks. Im sure i have submitted a similar parody about masturbation, only to have it rejected. :(
I most certainly believe this is really darn crazy! this guy above me is right we all LLLLLLLOVE to masturbate but not out side.... youve got to be careful friend. your going to get a TICKET!
Mostly ok but 'sweet release' doesn't fit the rhythm, likewise ''till there's a hole in your Y-fronts'; and 'balls' doesn't rhyme with 'sheets'.
Besides, the original is by Rogers and Hammerstein for the musical Carousel.
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