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Song Parodies -> "Larry is a Guernsey"
Original Song Title:
"Ferry Cross the Mersey"
Original Performer:
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Parody Song Title:
"Larry is a Guernsey"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Guernsey (pronounced GURN-see) is a breed of cattle.
He chews on greens ev’ry day
Cud keeps his hunger at bay
Our Larry
Is a Guernsey
See him stand
In field he loves
Until one day.
Ethan’s a touch unaware
He is a man quite impaired
So calmly,
Stood the Guernsey
Said Ethan,
“I’m prepared,
I’ve got my gloves.”
Bucket plopped down near a small chair
Boy thought that he’d been pranked
Larry, he thought, was girl not boy
He gave the wrong thing a yank.
People continue to talk
Ethan, at milk, he will balk.
Now Larry,
Is in Jersey
In green field
Of leaves he’s loved
On plate displayed
To his dismay
Nice fillet
Cud keeps his hunger at bay
Our Larry
Is a Guernsey
See him stand
In field he loves
Until one day.
Ethan’s a touch unaware
He is a man quite impaired
So calmly,
Stood the Guernsey
Said Ethan,
“I’m prepared,
I’ve got my gloves.”
Bucket plopped down near a small chair
Boy thought that he’d been pranked
Larry, he thought, was girl not boy
He gave the wrong thing a yank.
People continue to talk
Ethan, at milk, he will balk.
Now Larry,
Is in Jersey
In green field
Of leaves he’s loved
On plate displayed
To his dismay
Nice fillet
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Holstee Cow, Batman--that was some *plot* twist!!
Rats, your closing comment used the joke I had prepared. So I'll just say this is a good parody, and that's no bull.
Where's the beef? Right here! Good job, Warren! ;D
LOL, literally, @ "He gave the wrong thing a yank."! Would vote 555 if the box worked.
Security code AYN, Guess CG knows I'm a Rand-Fan.
Security code AYN, Guess CG knows I'm a Rand-Fan.
This mooved me to give you five stomachs.
Thanks everyone. Your comments were bovine.
This song is now on YouTube (for better or worse). I felt I had to milk it for what it was worth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgwLqXKT5f4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgwLqXKT5f4
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