Did you ever call that phone sex crew?
Booby, booby, booby, they know just how to get to you.
You like all those girls when they talk hardcore.
More than a few of those girls you're wantin' to explore.
Makes something starts to rise when they say,
They'll get down with you today.

Don't ya just love that 1-900 hotline?
To talk longer costs a few dimes.
Oh, don't you just love that 1-900 hotline?
You just can't chill out, can't chill out, can't chill out, he can't unwind
You're such a fan, you're such a fan, you're such a fan.

How they listen when they can't see.

Boy how good they look is all in your mind.
Think maybe they're just as long as they are wide.
Choosin' views of what you cannot see.
She is your queen of mystery.
You cannot hold her yourself,
And her image is so false.

Mislead - that 1-900 hotline,
Gotta go extend my credit line.
Oh, insert it, yes, insert it (insert it for more hotline)
You just can't chill out, can't chill out, can't chill out, he can't unwind
You're such a fan, you're such a fan, you're such a fan.

Boy how good they look is all in your mind.
Think maybe they're just as long as they are wide.
Choosin' views of what you cannot see.
She is your queen of mystery.
You cannot hold her yourself,
And her image is so false.

Mislead - that 1-900 hotline,
Gotta go extend his credit line.
Oh, insert it, yes, insert it (insert it for more hotline)
He Just Can't chill out, can't chill out, can't chill out, he can't unwind,
He's such a fan, he's such a fan, he's such a fan.

Oo-o-o-o-h,oh.
Oh, I gotta go.
Oh oh
He gotta hear you crow
Crow, crow, crow
You gotta crow whoa, whoa, whoa.

So believe in your fantasy,
Oh, yo, You just like what you hear.
This 900 hotline is yours to abuse,
Pay your due then maybe, and they sound so clear.
Oh-h-h, it's their plan to take your dough,
Want another girl, will cost you more.
Don't you love that 1-900 hotline.
Gotta go extend your credit line.
Make her crow, just insert it, just insert it.

(Fade)