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Song Parodies -> "(It's a) B*tch To Spill Wine, Man!"
Original Song Title:
"Wichita Lineman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"(It's a) B*tch To Spill Wine, Man!"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
I spilled the wine; you grabbed the Bounty™
The entire dang roll
Rushin' to the scene, viewed the puddle of Bordeaux
It was a situation dire; Persian rug now on the line
It's a b*tch to clean wine, man; so shrill, do I whine
My woe; no Scotchgard application™; Would have paid off, it's plain
And goodness knows that OxiClean™ won't ever lift this stain
Will it bleed through? It's no fun to... and don't want to spend my time:
Beat, with switch, on the line, da*n! It's still full of grime!
[Interlude -- repeated washings, rug treatments, spot removers...]
I've Resolved™ that I won't Shout™ blue; Armed and Hammered™ All™ the Tide™
It's a b*tch to spill wine, man! Look *at* me -- I'm cry'n'!
[sounds of scrubbing, beating, cursing, screaming, to end (of patience)]
The entire dang roll
Rushin' to the scene, viewed the puddle of Bordeaux
It was a situation dire; Persian rug now on the line
It's a b*tch to clean wine, man; so shrill, do I whine
My woe; no Scotchgard application™; Would have paid off, it's plain
And goodness knows that OxiClean™ won't ever lift this stain
Will it bleed through? It's no fun to... and don't want to spend my time:
Beat, with switch, on the line, da*n! It's still full of grime!
[Interlude -- repeated washings, rug treatments, spot removers...]
I've Resolved™ that I won't Shout™ blue; Armed and Hammered™ All™ the Tide™
It's a b*tch to spill wine, man! Look *at* me -- I'm cry'n'!
[sounds of scrubbing, beating, cursing, screaming, to end (of patience)]
Bounty paper towels ® Procter and Gamble Co. Scotchgard protective coatings ® 3M. OxiClean (commonly, but mistakenly, referred to as "OxyClean") ® Church & Dwight Co, Inc.. (Fun fact: They were also credited as the owner of the Trojan ® brand of condoms, here. Guess if the one fails, you can clean up the stains with the others.) Resolve carpet cleaner ® Reckitt Benckiser, Inc. Shout stain remover ® S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. Arm & Hammer cleaning products also ® Church & Dwight Co, Inc. ("They get around...") All laundry detergent ® The Sun Products Corporation. Tide laundry detergent ® Procter & Gamble.
Whatever else is left, © 2010 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
Whatever else is left, © 2010 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Enough "wining"! Clean up the damn spill! $555 dollars damage. ;D
Hey, isn't there an internet site for that? Nah, that was spaghetti sauce on great grandma's table cloth... I hear turtle soup stains even worse...
555 more bottles for the wine cellar!
Hands down best product placement in a parody--EVER!
(TT™--Are ewe sure FG™ isn't the Billy Mays Whisperer®?)
(TT™--Are ewe sure FG™ isn't the Billy Mays Whisperer®?)
Clever idea and parody
The OS was so BORING. Your parody is a vast improvement. The worst songs inspire the best parodies although there are exceptions to the rule eg. Lili Marlene.
Thanks to OMR, Meriadoc (lol!), Mark Scotti: Woo-Hoo! (you're invited anytime...)
MERLot WhINEee: Haha! (And if you act now, we'll *double* the offer!)
Phil: Thanks :)
2Eagle: That's very often true, isn't it? :)
MERLot WhINEee: Haha! (And if you act now, we'll *double* the offer!)
Phil: Thanks :)
2Eagle: That's very often true, isn't it? :)
Old Man Ribber: Fiddlegirl makes a lot of messes (physically and parodically) when she's had a few, and a fair number when not, and guess who ends up "cleaning them up", so to speak? (j/k!)
Meriadoc, I love you, too. (sheesh!)
Mark Scotti: In the current economy, I'd probably become a "wine seller", but sure appreciate the gift!
Phil Nelson: Idea was Fg's - thanks. (guess who cleaned it up? ;-)
MERLot WhINEee™: Fiddlegirl is a Sham, but, Wow™! .... now we're just waiting for the payola to rolla-in ;)
2Eagle: Who's Lili Marlene, and can you hook me up?
Fiddlegirl: Gotcha back for that "lol" @ Merry, in reply to OMR. Pbbbthhh. -- 'n ya kin clean up yer own messes heretoforthwith! ;) xoxxoxo
Meriadoc, I love you, too. (sheesh!)
Mark Scotti: In the current economy, I'd probably become a "wine seller", but sure appreciate the gift!
Phil Nelson: Idea was Fg's - thanks. (guess who cleaned it up? ;-)
MERLot WhINEee™: Fiddlegirl is a Sham, but, Wow™! .... now we're just waiting for the payola to rolla-in ;)
2Eagle: Who's Lili Marlene, and can you hook me up?
Fiddlegirl: Gotcha back for that "lol" @ Merry, in reply to OMR. Pbbbthhh. -- 'n ya kin clean up yer own messes heretoforthwith! ;) xoxxoxo
Sounds like a mess-ianic complex to me... ;)
I "vino" bad girl because I must be responsible to spill the wine on your new furniture, especially an expensive wine! It's a wonder that the song "Spill the wine, get that girl!" was invented! LOL! 555 Club sodas to cover that wine stain!
Forgot to say great job using cleaning products as puns in your song!
Lili Marlene is a song that came out of WWII and is the most recorded song next to Memory and Amazing Grace. You can hear "her" on You Tube.
Christie Marie M: LOL @ "vino"! ... "Spill the wine" *would* be a logical follow-up, but with your gracious compliments to the cleaning products, we went with yet another of those for Wednesaday. Thanks for v/c!
2Eagle: Most covered, or most played? ... (seriously) had always thought that "most played" was B. Crosby's "White Christmas", until passed by "Yesterday". I wasn't around during WWII, though, so appreciate the info.
FG: Obviously, you have me confused with the POTUS. ;) (an easy mistake to make, to be sure - we're sooo alike! ;)
2Eagle: Most covered, or most played? ... (seriously) had always thought that "most played" was B. Crosby's "White Christmas", until passed by "Yesterday". I wasn't around during WWII, though, so appreciate the info.
FG: Obviously, you have me confused with the POTUS. ;) (an easy mistake to make, to be sure - we're sooo alike! ;)
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