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Song Parodies -> "By the Time I Get Some Kleenex"
Original Song Title:
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"By the Time I Get Some Kleenex"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
By the time I get some Kleenex I'll be dripping
I'll have a wad of snot hanging from my nose
We're completely out of paper towels and tissues
Guess I'll stand out in the yard and use the hose
By the time I stop this sneezing, I'll be desp'rate
I'll be using unmatched socks and underwear
And I haven't done the laundry
And it's pretty gross in there
By the time I make a booze run and get Kleenex
Hope my nasal passages will clear
And a couple Benadryl to stop the hacking
My allergies act up this time of year
And there's nothing that can't be fixed by beer
I'll have a wad of snot hanging from my nose
We're completely out of paper towels and tissues
Guess I'll stand out in the yard and use the hose
By the time I stop this sneezing, I'll be desp'rate
I'll be using unmatched socks and underwear
And I haven't done the laundry
And it's pretty gross in there
By the time I make a booze run and get Kleenex
Hope my nasal passages will clear
And a couple Benadryl to stop the hacking
My allergies act up this time of year
And there's nothing that can't be fixed by beer
Drip Drip Drip
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He he he Johnny. Thanks for your light hearted refection for allergy sufferers everywhere.
Tee hee... I know where the kleenex went: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulsimon44.shtml
Nothing to sneeze at. 5-5-5
This was snot funny. I mean really snot funny. Well done.
Hee hee! Now I feel like sneezing. 5's
Diva - I'm glad you liked my parody! I posted it under Rick Duncan's name just to be funny.
Gesundheit!
That's okay Johnnie. Now that we're songwriting partners, people think we look alike.
Rick, if people are going to confuse me with another parody writer, I'm proud to "be you".
Johnny...that was sneaky! :D
Truth be told: I, Johnny D, did not post this parody. Rick Duncan, or someone else other than me, posted this parody. I was just joking about this being one of mine, folks!
You can't fool us, Johnny. You're so modest! Great job.
Angry Write Mail, I thank you on behalf of Rick Duncan, who is the real author of this parody.
Hey Rick, help yourself out here - speak up, dude!
Dear Readers - please feel free to give me the credit for this wonderful parody if you must - but it's Rick Duncan's creation.
That's all I'll say on the matter. Rick, it's up to you - this one's yours, after all, not mine.
Hey Rick, help yourself out here - speak up, dude!
Dear Readers - please feel free to give me the credit for this wonderful parody if you must - but it's Rick Duncan's creation.
That's all I'll say on the matter. Rick, it's up to you - this one's yours, after all, not mine.
Funny and Runny, Rick. So, what do ya call Kleenex after you've used it - Dirtyex?
Just tugging your toga, Johnny. And speaking of toga's, the sleeves are usually big and soft, should Rick run outa Kleenex.
Greenex
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
I don't use Kleenex, I use eggs and ham.
Thanks for sneezing right in my eyes, Regis.
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry.... RICK!!!
My apology ... Please accept
Too many D'S I guess
My apology ... Please accept
Too many D'S I guess
I really like this! Nothing like a good wipe. = )
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together......
Well, whoever wrote it - it was good!
I'll drink to your last verse.
"And there's nothing that can't be fixed by beer" ...absolutely true in my experience. Hey, no "Wichita Lineman"? Don't you work for........sombody or something that has to do with.....uh, lines?
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