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Song Parodies -> "Grab a Dab a Thin Skin"
Original Song Title:
"Flintstones Theme"
Original Performer:
Hanna Barberra
Parody Song Title:
"Grab a Dab a Thin Skin"
Parody Written by:
Douglas Coulter
The Lyrics
Political Correct Nonsense
Snowflakes mighty snow flakes
The modern mind confuses me
From the land of Butt hurt
They’ve forgotten all of history
They cry when they hear offending words
And fight over issues quite absurd
In a true disaster they have a hard time
Who hears the dead whine?
They decompose with time
Snowflakes modern snowflakes
Like to swallow several camels whole
Yet when tiny gnats come
They will strain them out of every bowl
Let’s ban every joke that we don’t like
Who cares if we give up civil rights?
When you’re narcissistic
You censor free speech
With laws that over reach
Make dark humor a crime
The modern mind confuses me
From the land of Butt hurt
They’ve forgotten all of history
They cry when they hear offending words
And fight over issues quite absurd
In a true disaster they have a hard time
Who hears the dead whine?
They decompose with time
Snowflakes modern snowflakes
Like to swallow several camels whole
Yet when tiny gnats come
They will strain them out of every bowl
Let’s ban every joke that we don’t like
Who cares if we give up civil rights?
When you’re narcissistic
You censor free speech
With laws that over reach
Make dark humor a crime
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You may get some negative feedback solely because of the ideas expressed, or you may get ignored because you"re new. But this was good. I look at this and think "Wish I had thought of this."
It's been a great day so far. I started off by watching video of Ricky Gervais throwing verbal turds at Hollywood libtards during an awards ceremony, then I come across a new-to-this-board parodist who knocks it out of the park. 5 stars for your spangled banner.
We can sure use some new writers of quality here. Don't be surprised if you don't get a lot of comments. I don't mind the critical remarks. It's being ignored that bothers me. By the way, this is a good one, and captures the image of the thin skinned perfectly. Free speech for all. It's the easiest way to know what your enemies are thinking.
Another "welcome aboard" to you and thanks for posting this spot-on parody of the Flintstones theme. You've nailed what is an increasing problem in today's society, or what's left of it. Please, keep up the good work so we can get some balance in the philosophical spectrum here!
Veteran here to say nice job-for perfect pacing, varied and interesting lines, and keeping it neutral.
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