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Song Parodies -> "Joan Rivers"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Henry Mancini
Parody Song Title:
"Joan Rivers"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Joan Rivers
Older than the sky
And yet she's still alive
Some think
Oh, fame squatter
With lame daughter
Whenever you show up
I throw up
My drink
Two witches
Stalk the Golden Globes
There's lots of silly-cones
To see
But your plas-tic head's
World renowned
A cartoon walkin' round
Like Huckleberry Hound
Joan Rivers
Scares me
Older than the sky
And yet she's still alive
Some think
Oh, fame squatter
With lame daughter
Whenever you show up
I throw up
My drink
Two witches
Stalk the Golden Globes
There's lots of silly-cones
To see
But your plas-tic head's
World renowned
A cartoon walkin' round
Like Huckleberry Hound
Joan Rivers
Scares me
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You hit the Red Carpet with this...funny! 555
tighter than her last facelift 5-5-5
Huckleberry Hound -- great match there. Awesome!!
Can we talk about this parody? Oh! Oh!
fame squatter....lame daughter....throwing up drink... Had me LOL! 2 witches stalk the GG's....I love it!
You nailed this one, Claude. 5 silly cones for ya. d;:^)
Yeah, and you spoofed a song almost as old as she is! Good work :) -- MM
Thanks Bob but this one is Spaff
Whoa. Maybe I should start paying attention or something! Great song, Spaff, as always...d;:^)
Thanx, AFW & Malcum & C4P & Olvan & Rich & Bob Frickin' Gomez & MM. You can catch Joan & Melissa at the Globes on the illustrious TV Guide Channel tonight.
Whenever I read your parodies, I'm left questioning your sanity. I do enjoy myself though.
Great stuff!
The last verse is sheer genius, a word I use all too often to describe your stuff, Spaff. I need a better vocabulary.
You trashed such a pretty song, but I enjoyed the poking fun at Joan Rivers. Try doing a parody about Mr. Blackwell next.
nightmares for me tonight...5s
Belated thanx, Scathe & Tim & Ravyn & 2Eagle & alvin!
"Oh, fame squatter With lame daughter Whenever you show up I throw up My drink" Just to funny Spff..topofunny 555
LOL Ive seen this on your site,didnt know it waso n here too! 555!
Thanx, Spoof-Man & Local Celebrity!
Nice.
Unfortunatly we loose the good ones are are stuck with the bad ones Rivers was on the Good side
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