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Song Parodies -> "Boneless Porkchops"
Original Song Title:
"Lonely Teardrops"
Original Performer:
Jackie Wilson
Parody Song Title:
"Boneless Porkchops"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
my mom is fryin'...fryin'
boneless porkchops
us fellows never tire of
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
those pigs keep dyin'...dyin'
boneless porkchops
you say you never tried 'em ?
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
just hand me that special pan
i'll lend a hand
come on, they're yummy
at least if they don't burn
i have my way...i'd eat 'em every day
there's nothin' i like better, i've learned
fryin'...
boneless porkchops
so mellow...never dried up
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
make it right now, mama...(simmer well)
come on...come on...(simmer well)
make it, mama...yeah...(simmer well
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
mama, do chops, okay ?...hey hey
my mom is fryin'...fryin'
boneless porkchops
us fellows never tire of
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
those pigs keep dyin'...dyin'
boneless porkchops
you say you never tried 'em ?
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
just hand me that special pan
i'll lend a hand
come on, they're yummy
at least if they don't burn
i have my way...i'd eat 'em every day
there's nothin' i like better, i've learned
fryin'...
boneless porkchops
so mellow...never dried up
boneless porkchops
no bones...no bones
just simmer well...simmer well
(simmer well)
simmer well
(simmer well)
hey hey...(simmer well)
make it right now, mama...(simmer well)
come on...come on...(simmer well)
make it, mama...yeah...(simmer well
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No bone to pick here; tasty parody.
boneless chops...555 a pound
Where's the apple sauce? 5's
thanks red ant AFW and lionel
As Vincent Vega (John Travolta) would say, "Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood! Pork chops taste gooood! This parody is gooood!"
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