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Song Parodies -> "That Impossible Meat "

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"That Impossible Meat "

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Do eat that Impossible meat
Do try, it's unbeatable, yo
You there, it will delete your sorrows
It is fun, yes I do tell you so


I'll sing it's praises with this song
How i love faux meat causing no harm
Now try, yes do try it now, dearie
In reviews you'll give it five stars


It is the best
We give it five stars
It gives us happiness
You'll give it five stars


A flavor delight
Without question, it's true
It makes me leap with joy, it rings my bells
It is heavenly, ooh


I'm such a fan, and you should be, too
Yes, because it's the best
Warms my heart, makes it peaceful and calm
This I have to confess


And the world will be better for this
That from plants, tasty meat could be made
Bloodless hemoglobin got it done


Believe, it's unbeatable
It's unbeatable
An unbeatable star


Yay, we'll always eat that Impossible meat
Yes, and we will always give it five stars

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