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Song Parodies -> "Who Says Every Kiss Begins With Kay"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jackson Five
Parody Song Title:
"Who Says Every Kiss Begins With Kay"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
(burp sound) Who says every kiss begins with Kay - yargh!
Who says every kiss begins with Kay?
I heard it on the telly late last night
It had a saccherine strain
Like a corny old refrain
Whoever thought that dumb ad up had pink fluff on his brain.
There was some couple in a thunder storm
Warm and cozy in their swanky suite
The girl was in a total fright
The guy was her white knight
Sweeping the fair damsel off her feet.
Who says every kiss begins with Kay?
Sisters, what kind of silly person thinks that way?
Boy, she is really a wimp! (razz)
Then her champion took her in his arms
And promised her his everlasting love
That wrapped her in a magic net
With a platinum amulet
Wrapped her in the safety of his love. (Yeah, right!)
So, don't you think it is amiss
To think Kay begins a kiss
Trinkets lead to everlasting love.
What a ninny! No thunder storm would get me so shook up -
I see them all the time. I was in a tornado and
You were in a brush fire. She lives in the San Fernando Valley!
Oh, nooooooo!
Who says every kiss begins with Kay?
I heard it on the telly late last night
It had a saccherine strain
Like a corny old refrain
Whoever thought that dumb ad up had pink fluff on his brain.
There was some couple in a thunder storm
Warm and cozy in their swanky suite
The girl was in a total fright
The guy was her white knight
Sweeping the fair damsel off her feet.
Who says every kiss begins with Kay?
Sisters, what kind of silly person thinks that way?
Boy, she is really a wimp! (razz)
Then her champion took her in his arms
And promised her his everlasting love
That wrapped her in a magic net
With a platinum amulet
Wrapped her in the safety of his love. (Yeah, right!)
So, don't you think it is amiss
To think Kay begins a kiss
Trinkets lead to everlasting love.
What a ninny! No thunder storm would get me so shook up -
I see them all the time. I was in a tornado and
You were in a brush fire. She lives in the San Fernando Valley!
Oh, nooooooo!
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They're blinging in the rain! ;D
I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!! Thank you for sending them up.
Great job! 555
She got it at Jared... And I got you these 5s at Amiright.com. I think everyone hates those commericals because they're far too tacky and makes both guys and girls gag.
Thanks, Old Man - don't you mean "banging"? Thanks, McK, Jack and Matt:: I guess Jay Leno and I aren't the only ones. The latest one which I described offends women because it depicts them as passive, dependent and in need of rescuing. As cloying as they are they must be selling jewelery.
lol good parody. I don't like those commercials either. "Every kiss begins with K" so what? I like "Every piss begins with P!" much better.
Someone must buy into that stuff or they wouldn't keep running the ads. A kiss may begin with Kay, but not the jeweler.
Thanks, Red - your comment is even funnier. They really piss me off.
I hate those commercials too. They are nauseatingly tacky and schmaltzy, and they have used them for too many years. 5s, and Merry Christmas to you and yours! :-)
Thanks, Tim and Andria. It seems that companies create the most offensive ads because they seem to get the most attention and sell. Remember "Mommy, Mommy! I only had one cavity!"
Lord 2East, as I don't have TV, I must say that this reminds me of . . . . for Brad, every kiss begins with ~A~ . . . . . ughhhhh . . Now try to have a ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR ~ Sir !
Thanks, NorCAL - every kiss ends with a hurl?
Every diss begins with Hey! Good bashing.
Thanks, black - you can make a lot of things rhyme with that. I can visualize Lisa Kudrow backed by Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox performing this - or little Michael and a bratty white girl.
Excellent spoof. I definitely agree with the parody's theme, but I have a confession. I know some deaf people and I liked the commercial that featured sign language.
Bwaa hahahahahahaha! Yeah! yes! thank you! I have wanted to sucker punch that f'ing commercial for the past twenty years and back. 2Eagle, this is one of your best...a grand slam...keep slamming those stupid commercials, cause I hate 'em.
Thanks, John - I understand why you would be touched by the one with the deaf woman. I didn't pay too much attention to those commercials until I saw the one about the storm which I found offensive. Thanks, Harry - 20 years? I didn't know they were that old - just too cutsy poo. KO Kay!
You nailed it. Every Krap begins with K . . . and that commercial was a pretty big one. My Mom and I both give you thumbs up. 555
Thanks, Jon - as I said before, it seems that the more irritating the ad is the more it sells.
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