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Song Parodies -> "Kaopectate"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Puppet"

Original Performer:

James And Bobby Purify

Parody Song Title:

"Kaopectate"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

pop the top, take a drink or two, kaopectate
your bum's funny things will soon be through kaopectate
mm it just takes two hours or so
and you'll then have control, kaopectate

I hate these gnarly pains, from within my hips, kaopectate
just some liquid and it soon will be thick, kaopectate
mm diarrhea from this man
off to walgreens now, I'm going to start to make a plan kaopectate
kaopectate kaopectate

it's not a game, not a funny game
it makes me sick when it's goo
it's medicinal, just do what you're told
it plugs anything for you


kaopectate kaopectate

just take a little drink, and your bowels will heal kaopectate
as it thickens up again, you'll like how you feel kaopectate
mm it just takes two hours or so
and you'll then have control, kaopectate


it's a tasty, pasty getsy wetsy kaopectate
I'm loving it, this thing
it stops anything, plug you, and heal ya

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Rex - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This flows well...funny!
Rick C - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What Rex said. 555
TJC - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and I'm not just tooting your horn or dropping shamless plugs!

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