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Song Parodies -> "Gauntlet"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Your Puppet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James & Bobby Purify
Parody Song Title:
"Gauntlet"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
In 1985, Gauntlet was a 4-player game that invloved role-playing and action. A combination you just can't beat for this video game classic!
Pick a role and it's "welcomes" you, in the gauntlet
Directions find the exit, too, in the gauntlet
mmm, save keys to open doors
all 4 players give full control in the gauntlet
Use your magic just to kill some death, in the gauntlet
Put in quarter if you have few health left, in the gauntlet
mmm, traps do make walls disappear
Up to 4 players duke it here, in the gauntlet
In the gauntlet, in the gauntlet
Gauntlet does come in 4 colors
Red, Yellow, Green and Blue
Enemies attack you in the maze
"I've seen such bravery" for you
In the gauntlet, In the gauntlet
Kill generators to make enemies stop in the gauntlet
Gold, food and everything makes it the tops in the gauntlet
mmm, I don't wanna leave the game sadly
But "Valkryie" or "elf" needs food badly, in the gauntlet
You life force is running out, "Archer"
Put in your quarter
Then just press start, it raises your health up
Directions find the exit, too, in the gauntlet
mmm, save keys to open doors
all 4 players give full control in the gauntlet
Use your magic just to kill some death, in the gauntlet
Put in quarter if you have few health left, in the gauntlet
mmm, traps do make walls disappear
Up to 4 players duke it here, in the gauntlet
In the gauntlet, in the gauntlet
Gauntlet does come in 4 colors
Red, Yellow, Green and Blue
Enemies attack you in the maze
"I've seen such bravery" for you
In the gauntlet, In the gauntlet
Kill generators to make enemies stop in the gauntlet
Gold, food and everything makes it the tops in the gauntlet
mmm, I don't wanna leave the game sadly
But "Valkryie" or "elf" needs food badly, in the gauntlet
You life force is running out, "Archer"
Put in your quarter
Then just press start, it raises your health up
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Gauntlet ftw.
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