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Song Parodies -> "Johnny’s Got A Brand New Hammer"

Original Song Title:

"Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny’s Got A Brand New Hammer"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Come here, sister Johnny’s got a new tool
He’s gonna fix All the things that are broken
He ain’t no slack
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer

Come here, brother
And watch him swing that thing
He’s not too gentle But his aim is pretty good He ain’t no slack
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer

He’s hammering the nails He’s hammering the screws Don’t get in his way 'Cause you know he’ll bruise you He’s hammering the wood The metal and the glass Step back Jack See you later, albatross

Come here, sister Johnny’s in the groove
He ain’t too smooth now But he can make some noise He ain’t no slack
He’s got a brand new hammer

Oh Johnny! Come on, hey hey! Come on, hey hey! Said you’re alright, you’re out of sight Come on, show me what you know Come on, show me what you know

Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer

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