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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old Lady Drinks Cappuccinos"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan & Dean
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady Drinks Cappuccinos"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Now the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
There's a little old lady from Pasadena
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Had a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
But then a Starbucks opened next door
And her poor ole' flower bed saw her no more
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She is running everywhere with high energy
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's becoming the poster girl for AARP
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's bound to get a spasm sooner or later
Because now she wants to jog around the equator
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
If you see her disco dancing and acting funky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's an octegenarian Starbucks spunky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
The Doc brings Skelaxin to calm her down
But her Java Jones keeps her running 'round
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
There's a little old lady from Pasadena
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Had a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
But then a Starbucks opened next door
And her poor ole' flower bed saw her no more
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She is running everywhere with high energy
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's becoming the poster girl for AARP
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's bound to get a spasm sooner or later
Because now she wants to jog around the equator
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
If you see her disco dancing and acting funky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
She's an octegenarian Starbucks spunky
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
The Doc brings Skelaxin to calm her down
But her Java Jones keeps her running 'round
And you can see her sprinting from L.A. to Reno
When that little old lady drinks cappuccinos
She's buzzed, she's wild, she won't slow down
Causing heart attacks all over the nursing home
When the little old lady drinks cappuccinos
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Woa granny, woa granny, woa granny woa
Parody by Mason "beware old ladies in sneakers" Resnick
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Nice twist of the theme. 555
Heh Heh Heh, Cornholio needs Crappachino! heh heh heh heh!
Very original, Mason...and the later/equator couplet was my fave. 555
he he
I'm with Kristof.
Can't wait for the video - starring Betty White?
Thanks Susanna, McKludge, Kristof, Ann, and John. Rex: great idea--Betty White would be very good casting!
Fine job, Mason. Haven't heard this oldie in 40 years...it was worth the wait! Really fun to sing along with.
Good to the last drop. I guess you and I were on the same wavelength. 555
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