"Smurf Smitty's"

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I was just channel surfing when I suddenly had to go “Whoa!”
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
For an ad telling me all the details of a big promo
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
At the Grand Opening of a brand new store
That sells Smurfs keychains, dolls, and games and more

Chorus 1:
(And so I’m)
Going to Smurf Smitty’s for the big event
Going to Smurf Smitty’s big sale in a tent
Going to Smurf Smitt’s ‘cause they advertized:
“Come to Smurf Smitty’s you could win a prize!”
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You can buy yourself a costume and dress up like a Smurf
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
You can buy Smurfs action figures made of plastic or Nerf
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
They’ve got Smurfs lunch pails, pencil boxes, too,
They’ll even customize a Smurfs T-shirt for you!

Chorus 2:
(And so I’ve)
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s – an hour’s drive for me
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s, the sale starts at 3:00
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s, I don’t want to be late
Gotta start for Smurf Smitty’ s ‘cause it’s 12:58
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I’ll have to rent a U-Haul to just haul home all the stuff I’ll buy
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
’Cause I know I’ll buy a ton altho' I'm unsure why
(Smurf Smitty’s, here I come!)
I just know I’m Smurfs-obsessed and that it all began
(When) Channel surfing serendipity made me a fan

(And so I’m)
Going to Smurf Smitty’s for the big event
Going to Smurf Smitty’s big sale in a tent
Going to Smurf Smitt’s ‘cause they advertized:
“Come to Smurf Smitty’s you could win a prize!”
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