It’s the riddle told lately in vast Australia,

The riddle told lately in vast Australia,
Go Camry, go Camry, go Camry, go!

Queensland has competent cops and a really tough jailer
Go Camry, go Camry, go Camry, go!
But since the new police cars got unveiled,
They’ve caught lots of crooks, but they can’t get them jailed!

And everybody’s wondering why no one curtailed the
Purchase of hybrids in Queensland, Australia
Those small boots are giving cops a fit
‘Cause now they put their gear where criminals should sit.

It’s the riddle told lately in vast Australia,

Brisbane’s the place for crooks to make their debut in;
Go Camry, go Camry, go Camry, go!
‘Cause, if you get caught, there’s no way to haul you in.
Go Camry, go Camry, go Camry, go!
Well Lindsay Lohan’s gonna get there sooner or later,
‘Cause she knows the police cannot incarcerate her!

Now they’ll have to lay off the staff of the jailer
Go Camry, go Camry, go Camry, go!
‘Cause no one’s going to jail in Queensland, Australia.
Next to go are the prosecutors
When Camrys get replaced by new Razor Scooters.

It’s the riddle told lately in vast Australia,

Go Scooter, go Scooter, go Scooter, go!