Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Armored HumVee"
Original Song Title:
"Mercedes Benz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"Armored HumVee"
Parody Written by:
Kaila Stone
The Lyrics
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Iraqi's are aiming and trying to kill me!
I wait for the armor my mom sent to me,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a plane ticket home?
I'm only 19 and feel so a-lone!
Bombing and fighting where snipers do roam,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a plane ticket home?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me some new legs and arms?
My government can't keep me from bombs or from harm.
I wait for delivery from this funny farm,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me some new legs and arms?
EVERYBODY!
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Iraqi's are aiming and trying to kill me!
I wait for the armor my mom sent to me,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Bring "em home
Iraqi's are aiming and trying to kill me!
I wait for the armor my mom sent to me,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a plane ticket home?
I'm only 19 and feel so a-lone!
Bombing and fighting where snipers do roam,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a plane ticket home?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me some new legs and arms?
My government can't keep me from bombs or from harm.
I wait for delivery from this funny farm,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me some new legs and arms?
EVERYBODY!
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Iraqi's are aiming and trying to kill me!
I wait for the armor my mom sent to me,
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me an armored HumVee?
Bring "em home
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 5 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
I KTOS and from where I stand the pacing was good and profoundly thoughtful. Nice job. 555
Five. And Bush should read it. As Janis herself said, "That's it!"
Not especially funny, but wonderful insight! Great message! I would so hate to be over there! We've wasted too much time in Iraq already. Well-done!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/janisjoplin2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1141
