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Song Parodies -> "The New D&D"
Original Song Title:
"Mercedes Benz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"The New D&D"
Parody Written by:
Isis
The Lyrics
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the elf-lord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis. and pay the online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones, it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.
That's it, heh.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the elf-lord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis. and pay the online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.
Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones, it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.
That's it, heh.
You can hear me singing this on YouTube here The New D&D on YouTube
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