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Song Parodies -> "This Plastic Moment"
Original Song Title:
"This Magic Moment"
Original Performer:
Jay And The Americans
Parody Song Title:
"This Plastic Moment"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
This plastic moment,
They used to be so few.
There's one then another, it's how I use you.
But now it's zappin'.
Bills take you by surprise,
My assets are melting too,
Now I'm broke, I'd surmise.
Beaten online,
Popups make me buy outright.
Everything they sell I have,
Including Spaff's CD, right?
This plastic moment,
There are tips to buy online.
How would I ever,
Stop buying long enough to find?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
Beaten online,
Popups make me buy outright.
Everything they sell I have,
Including Spaff's CD, right?
This plastic moment,
There are tips to buy online.
How would I ever,
Stop buying long enough to find?
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Plastic moment,
Plastic moment,
Plastic moment...
They used to be so few.
There's one then another, it's how I use you.
But now it's zappin'.
Bills take you by surprise,
My assets are melting too,
Now I'm broke, I'd surmise.
Beaten online,
Popups make me buy outright.
Everything they sell I have,
Including Spaff's CD, right?
This plastic moment,
There are tips to buy online.
How would I ever,
Stop buying long enough to find?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
Beaten online,
Popups make me buy outright.
Everything they sell I have,
Including Spaff's CD, right?
This plastic moment,
There are tips to buy online.
How would I ever,
Stop buying long enough to find?
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Plastic moment,
Plastic moment,
Plastic moment...
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Gotta give you a lot of credit for coming up with this idea, Guy. 5's
Credit...yuk, yuk....good one, Guy!
Ahhh, that Johnny - what a card.
David, visa-vis your comment, thank you, I enjoy a good pun too.
Spaff has a cd? When did this happen? Seriously, well done Guy. And the puns you guys made in the comments? Priceless.
Great Job GUY!
What exactly made " The Elves Go Wild", anyway? Santa must have taken away their credit cards.
What exactly made " The Elves Go Wild", anyway? Santa must have taken away their credit cards.
Excellent parody - will George Bush use his Discover card to finance his new lunar exploration program?
Good job, Guy. Please don't cancel my card, I swear the check is in the mail.
No doubt dedicated to Dustin Hoffman.
Johnny may be a card, but Guy is the MASTER card. Thanks for the plug. And Michaelopedia: You're a graduate of the school of obscure references.
Thanks all for the votes and comments. I really didn't think this song was all that good. And yes JD I am a card and I am often shuffled and dealt with for it.
Obscure? Maybe I should rewrite "Hey Jude." I am, after all, a hardy soul.
I question your last comment, Michaelopedia. Then again, I am a bit of a doubting Thomas.
Spaffy, maybe it's a spammer using MP's name. Hope not though! =)
It's not a spammer, just the return-serve of the native. Disclaimer: I've never read any of Thomas Hardy's books, but I can't just leave a good pun alone.
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