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Song Parodies -> "Packed Tortilla"
Original Song Title:
"Cara Mia"
Original Performer:
Jay and the Americans
Parody Song Title:
"Packed Tortilla"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Quick little ditty about a burrito.
Packed tortilla, mine's filled with beef and rice
Will give my heart a hard workout time
Hope it has no hair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Will fill me up (ah-ah) 'til it's break- ('til it's breakfast) fast ('til it's breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla, I (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) held off on the spice
Because it's hard (ah-ah) to scarf down quick-like
With breaks for fresh air (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Want you for lunch (ah-ah), tea and break- (tea and breakfast) fast (tea and breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Though I may fart, I hardly care, right (right)
Price I pay is fair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Side effects gone by 'bout break- (by 'bout breakfast) fast (by 'bout breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine (fine)
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine
Will give my heart a hard workout time
Hope it has no hair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Will fill me up (ah-ah) 'til it's break- ('til it's breakfast) fast ('til it's breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla, I (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) held off on the spice
Because it's hard (ah-ah) to scarf down quick-like
With breaks for fresh air (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Want you for lunch (ah-ah), tea and break- (tea and breakfast) fast (tea and breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Though I may fart, I hardly care, right (right)
Price I pay is fair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), packed tortilla there
Side effects gone by 'bout break- (by 'bout breakfast) fast (by 'bout breakfast) time
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine (fine)
Packed tortilla's mine, packed tortilla's fine
Packed tortilla's mine
I haven't actually had a burrito with rice before, though given how I love both burritos and rice, I'm honestly surprised that I haven't.
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