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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Mooch"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Ed Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Jay Livingston
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Mooch"
Parody Written by:
Alan Hochbaum
The Lyrics
Divorce is divorce, of course, of course
But she was married to the back of a horse
And yes, he’s coarse, with no remorse, the famous Mr. Mooch.
If you want to talk ‘bout intercourse
He'll give you positions that he’d endorse
A clownish Don, a tour de force
Talk to Mr. Mooch.
Tony bada’s and bing’s a streak and then tries to downplay
But Mister Mooch, just like his boss, can’t get out of his f-ing way.
With little remorse, this source of coarse
Is someone that only one man could endorse
You’ve never seen the back of a horse?
Well gander at this.
I am Mister Mooch.
But she was married to the back of a horse
And yes, he’s coarse, with no remorse, the famous Mr. Mooch.
If you want to talk ‘bout intercourse
He'll give you positions that he’d endorse
A clownish Don, a tour de force
Talk to Mr. Mooch.
Tony bada’s and bing’s a streak and then tries to downplay
But Mister Mooch, just like his boss, can’t get out of his f-ing way.
With little remorse, this source of coarse
Is someone that only one man could endorse
You’ve never seen the back of a horse?
Well gander at this.
I am Mister Mooch.
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Too bad the swearing cookiesucking son of a donkeyfunker was ousted so fast, or I might finally have found a working subject for Dio's "Shoot Shoot".
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