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Song Parodies -> "Carry Mia"

Original Song Title:

"Cara Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay & the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Carry Mia"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A "Pulp Fiction" parody. L.A. drug kingpin Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) tells one of his top hitmen, Vincent Vega (John Travolta) that he's going out of town for a weekend, and Vincent has to keep an eye on his wife Mia (Uma Thurman, who was not only chain-smoking but smokin' hot). She tells Vincent to take her to a Fifites-themed diner, orders a milkshake that costs five dollars (but it sure brings Vincent to the yard), wins a dance contest with Vincent, and then they go back to her place. While Vincent is in the bathroom (bad things happen in this movie when people, especially Vincent, are in the can), talking to himself in the mirror, trying to convince himself that he won't have sex with his boss' smokin' hot wife, which would almost certainly result in Marsellus giving Vincent a slow and painful death, she goes through Vincent's jacket and discovers some cocaine that he has. Mia likes cocaine. Except it's actually a powerful new variety of heroin that he was going to sell, and when she snorts it...
Carry Mia?
Why
did she take my high?
If boss founds out
he will make me die...

Brett, pick up the phone!
(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Coming to your phone!
I'm in deep s---
almost out
(almost out of)
of
(almost out of)
time!

(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)

Carry Mia, why
did she take my high?
You gotta help
or she's gonna die!

Get adrenalin
(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
start her heart again
I won't be killed
by my boss
(by my boss this)
this
(by my boss this)
time!

(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)

(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh, shi-i-i-i...
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(If Mia croaks, you'll be next to die...)

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!

Marcellus can't know
(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
I almost killed you so.
I'm in your debt
'til the end
('til the end of)
of
('til the end of)
time!

(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)
(Carry Mia, why)

Why?
Carry Mia?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Mia lives to see the end of the movie. So does Vincent. Sort of. (Whaddaya mean, he "sort of" lives to see the end of the movie?) See it and find out.

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny take on a great movie.
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite scene from one of my favorite movies...5s...and my favorite line from the whole movie is what rosanne arquette says right after mia "wakes up"
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops... When Vincent (Travolta) calls his supplier, Brett (Frank Whalley), that should read, "Brett, pick up the phone, coming to your home." Sorry about that. Now I'm gonna go home and have a heart attack.
AFW - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the movie...love the parody...from the title, I first thought it would be about Mia Farrow...
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Michael. 5s. Hey, I'm gonna be in Maplewood, NJ for a wedding this coming weekend. Where in NJ are you?
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Creative... good stuff...
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm in New Brunswick, but I have the weekend booked already. Sorry. Can't change my plans, not even for You Know Who.
Arwen - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Great...because I WAS going to be in New Brunswick this weekend.

Nevermind.

I'll be pouting all weekend at home instead. Hmph.
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
If it'll make ya feel any better, Arwen, I hear Huey Lewis is about to start playing Billy Flynn (the Jerry Orbach/Richard Gere role) in "Chicago" on Broadway.

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