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Song Parodies -> "Scwey Wabbit"
Original Song Title:
"White Rabbit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"Scwey Wabbit"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
One shell is for wabbit,
And one shell is for buck,
But the one shell I woad in my gun,
Always seems to get stuck.
So, what season?
Is it hare or duck?
So off I go chasing wabbits,
They're furry, gwey and small.
I'm the gweat white wabbit killer,
Soon out his hole he'll cwall.
Mean no malwice,
Hunting I will go.
I got wine in my cupboawd,
I think I'll marwinate him slow.
And then I'll add some gourmet mushwooms,
It will taste so gweat I know.
With some wettuce,
Salwad I'll throw.
It's twagic, a misfowtune,
I've killed that wabbit dead,
Not a nice sight,
He's fawwing backwards,
The shot so cwean he never bwed,
That scewy wabbit, so misled,
Eat my wed, eat my wed, eat my wed!
And one shell is for buck,
But the one shell I woad in my gun,
Always seems to get stuck.
So, what season?
Is it hare or duck?
So off I go chasing wabbits,
They're furry, gwey and small.
I'm the gweat white wabbit killer,
Soon out his hole he'll cwall.
Mean no malwice,
Hunting I will go.
I got wine in my cupboawd,
I think I'll marwinate him slow.
And then I'll add some gourmet mushwooms,
It will taste so gweat I know.
With some wettuce,
Salwad I'll throw.
It's twagic, a misfowtune,
I've killed that wabbit dead,
Not a nice sight,
He's fawwing backwards,
The shot so cwean he never bwed,
That scewy wabbit, so misled,
Eat my wed, eat my wed, eat my wed!
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Gweat job, Guy! 5's on this pawody!
Eat three 5's.
Yikes!!!! I'm outta here, doc!
A slick parody, done with grace.
ARRRGHH!! Wish I'd thought of that pun first, Highlander.
Again, Guy, excellent parody here, a definite 555 from me.
Again, Guy, excellent parody here, a definite 555 from me.
"Eat my wed"? I don't get it. 445
Agri, he could have spelled it "wead" ("lead"). Between this and my "Some Bunny To Love", Gwace Swick must be vewy confused. Guy, nice use of "chasing wabbits" and "mushwooms".
the mental image i got of ol' elmer doing this song was worth 5s alone.....very funny
I'll get you yet, you wascawwy wabbit! This pawody was vewy funny...ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
The wabbit kicked the bucket, the wabbit kicked the bucket!
Actually Guy, Elmer should have said "Miswed" if he's going to say "Eat My Wed". But I guess that word conjures up memories of mistakes some of us have made in the past.
fabulous .. I love this one!!
Originally I had it as "wead" but it looked like it could be pronounced "weed" to me so I changed it to "wed" I didn't want to "miswead" anyone. With some things you just can't win I guess.
I weewy wike yaw pawody, Mw. DiWito. It was vewy appetizing! Heheheheheheh!
Cute!
I dunno the original song, but I had to give it straight 5s because it was great!
Great job on the song. In one of the Bugs-Daffy-Elmer trilogy episodes, Elmer mentioned that he was a vegetarian.
Nice song, Guy! 5's
I don't know the original either, but I like Looney Tunes a lot, so I have to give this parody 5-5-5.
Ummmmmmm, Guy....I don't know if you're getting my message or not, but it's time you woke up and smelt the coffee pal. Once upon a time, I came upon a website by the name of amiright.com and fell in love with it. Parodies were my life. YOUR parodies were my life. Everyday I would run home from work and shove my wife to the floor, just so I could log on to amiright.com and read your outstanding parodies. But times have changed. I no longer find myself running home from work to log on to this website to read your parodies. They just don't quite cut the mustard. Now, I'm a nice guy, but these parodies as of late....well, they're just so bogus. C'mon man you're like Walt Disney you're running out of ideas...so you're just sticking with remakes and sequels. Now I'm gonna give you 5-5-5 for this parody, because I am your friend....but trust me respect doesn't last forever. Respect does NOT last forever.
I missed this the other day -- Nice job.
Hare=hawe furry=fuwwy throw=thwow Killer=kiwwer slow=swow killed=kiwwed misled=miswed Now I don't need to get a thesauwas, do I?
This was widicuwous. It was the siwwiest widdle pawody I evah waid eyes on. Naturawwy, I wiked it. But I don't want Guy DeWito to get a swewwed head, so be vewy, vewy quiet about compwimenting him.
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