Song Parodies -> "Poisoned Chalice"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Poisoned Chalice"

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The Lyrics

My system crashed when I was submitting this .. this may be a duplicate

One click - its in the system
one click - it starts to grow
it's a self-encrypting virus
like none you've ever known
a poisoned chalice
just watch it go

It kicks off with files and spreadsheets
and then emails are in its sights
it's a data munching caterpillar
just pigs out on gigabytes
a poisoned chalice
if you do it right

infecting all their networks
fresh mutations every day
it eats hot dotcoms for breakfast
oops - it just swallowed e bay
a poisoned chalice
it's on its way

and when its almost over
when that virus has had its fill
and when time starts runnin backwards
that's when we head off for the hills
just remember what the dormouse said
keep your head keep your head

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

don't you want someone to vote 5's, don't you need someone to vote 5's, wouldn't you love someone to vote 5's, well, you just found someone to vote 5's

Johnny D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Hydroponic parody forests
Glistening with jokes in the Amiright star-light
Room for Stooges and Rhapsodies
Mourning astronauts of renown
The Chuckmeister and the panlyricon
Take along the writers and their submissions
Yeah, we gotta post up and down
Back onto the server
Beyond our own lines again
Reachin' for some humor
It's so fine
Chuck-Shine
THE MELTING LYRIC FEVER STREAKING THRU MY MIND
MAKES IT OH SO DIFFICULT TO SEE YOU
AND OH SO EASY TO READ YOU
I LAUGH WITH YOU
FEEL WITH YOU
WRITE JOKES FOR YOU
AT YOU
AROUND YOU
I FIVE YOU

MarthaDTox - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D Thank You

MarthaDTox - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Sloathead Thankyou

Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Fives, not just for the song but for calling him "Sloat-head"

Paul Robinson - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

MarthaDTox - well, they're kicking our asses out of the Torrance Library momentarily so I'll just say that your logic and proportion seem to be very much alive and quite well. 5-5-5, Good to see this blast from the past brought up in front of our BS clouded/clogged brains and eyes. If you look at what is happening all around us(starting with our current "fearless leader"), scan the Stupor-Bowl Half-Time Foolishness (which I must admit I've only heard about) and all the (covered) breast-beating that foamed forth from that little bit of "Show & Sell" I find myself wanting to scream out "Off With Their Heads!!" - But I am non-violent so I only mean this in a metaphorical sense. Anyway, thanks for the memories....

Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I just loved the 'swallowed e bay' line!

MarthaDTox - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul Thanks Meriadoc

MarthaDTox - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Paul ther are abounr half a dozen versions os White Rabbit on the site.. It is a great song to sing .. the way it builds continuously .. til it gets to the climax...

Jan Unwin - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh no! Don't swallow eBay! I still give ya fives :)

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