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Song Parodies -> "We Decorate For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Need a Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Jerry Herman (Mame Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"We Decorate For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Santa's so jolly
Lit on the roof waving at all the boys and girls
Lights round the windows please give a hand now
Yes we decorate for Christmas
Soon they'll get to rate us
Everyone will then know
Our house is the greatest
Yes, we're winners every season
Neighbors always hate us
You've never had to see us worried
Cause decorations have us buried
Call out the fam'ly
Come on you all let's a-ssemble
That manger scene
Find baby Jesus
Let's put the wise men's camels
Somewhere in the front yard
Oh we need a few more reindeer
And a squad of soldiers
Nail the flying angels'
Wings back on their shoulders
And I need a little angel
On Ebenezer's shoulder
Need the polar bear to growl
Gonna need a little touch up
Need a little plaster
Need a little painting
Here on the toy master
And I need a little money
Got to go back shopping
Need another manger cow
Lit on the roof waving at all the boys and girls
Lights round the windows please give a hand now
Yes we decorate for Christmas
Soon they'll get to rate us
Everyone will then know
Our house is the greatest
Yes, we're winners every season
Neighbors always hate us
You've never had to see us worried
Cause decorations have us buried
Call out the fam'ly
Come on you all let's a-ssemble
That manger scene
Find baby Jesus
Let's put the wise men's camels
Somewhere in the front yard
Oh we need a few more reindeer
And a squad of soldiers
Nail the flying angels'
Wings back on their shoulders
And I need a little angel
On Ebenezer's shoulder
Need the polar bear to growl
Gonna need a little touch up
Need a little plaster
Need a little painting
Here on the toy master
And I need a little money
Got to go back shopping
Need another manger cow
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