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Song Parodies -> "The Legend of Jedi Clampett"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Original Performer:
Jerry Scoggins
Parody Song Title:
"The Legend of Jedi Clampett"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A funny take of "Beverly Hillbillies" in the SW Universe!
Come and hear the tale 'bout a man named Zedd
Lived on barren Kalus on vilderats he fed
Then one day as he was lookin' at a moon,
A remote starship crashed, Republic Nara-Class Zood
(Imperilous that is, full hold, technology)
Well the first thing you know young Zedd began repairs
Restored the main drive and blasted out of there
Ran into Rebels on the way to Arris III
So he joined up and joined with lovely Princess Le
(Le-ia that is, X-Wing drooled, Skywalker)
Well the Death Star approached the 4th moon of Yavin
Zedd took Imperilous and some loads of Bothan Rotgin
Drunk as a skunk, felt the Force internally
Distracted turbo lasers so that Luke could best succeed
(Gained notoriety, took the Jedi vow
He won a gilded medal and Leia gave him Zabronca cows, alien steer y'all)
He's now known
as the "Jedi Butcher",
but he just cuts meat
with his multi-tool light saber!!!
True Clampett style
Lived on barren Kalus on vilderats he fed
Then one day as he was lookin' at a moon,
A remote starship crashed, Republic Nara-Class Zood
(Imperilous that is, full hold, technology)
Well the first thing you know young Zedd began repairs
Restored the main drive and blasted out of there
Ran into Rebels on the way to Arris III
So he joined up and joined with lovely Princess Le
(Le-ia that is, X-Wing drooled, Skywalker)
Well the Death Star approached the 4th moon of Yavin
Zedd took Imperilous and some loads of Bothan Rotgin
Drunk as a skunk, felt the Force internally
Distracted turbo lasers so that Luke could best succeed
(Gained notoriety, took the Jedi vow
He won a gilded medal and Leia gave him Zabronca cows, alien steer y'all)
He's now known
as the "Jedi Butcher",
but he just cuts meat
with his multi-tool light saber!!!
True Clampett style
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well Weeee Doggies! 5's
Thanks Jon! Didn't have room to add Zedd's Ripshot blaster and Morpheron Bloodhounds!
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