There must be some kind of way out of this
Said President Bush to Gordon Brown
I've caused too much confusion
And election time is coming round
We still got troops occupying Iraq
My general rating is getting worse
All around me are idiots
And then there's that conference about the earth

No reason to get excited
Gordon Brown he gruffly spoke
There are many on this planet
Who think your government is a joke
But you and I know a song about that
And whatever our fate
So let us both call Rupert Murdoch
Before it gets too late

All right through the western world
Politicians haven't got a clue
Angela Merkel keeps silent
Jacques Chirac doesn't know what to do
And meanwhile over in Moscow
President Putin rubbed his hands with glee
For with the Chinese he's been dealing
And a Russian recovery he's starting to see