You know you're a perfect little teenager
Marcia
You know you're hotter than a drum major
Marcia

I wanna jump your bones.
Your Mom's not my type, no.
Jan is too dorky, you're fine real fine
Ooh, Marcia Brady

I heard you swapped sex for cocaine
Marcia
Did you have Davy Jones on the brain?!
Marcia
Ah, I'll break it down
I know I'm going blind
From watching you in reruns all the time
Cindys too young, you're fine real fine
Marcia Brady
Number one

You went and broke your nose.
That ball was hard, no
Alice is ugly, you're fine real fine

Bubblegum
Bubblegum I'll get cha
Marcia Brady
Wholesome and good
Yeah, Marcia
Yeah, don't play dumb
Marcia
Yeah, grab it, babe.
You make me feel like
M$$$$$$$$*$' Marcia
Marcia
Marcia Brady