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Song Parodies -> "Legal Ways"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Haze"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimi Hendrix
Parody Song Title:
"Legal Ways"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
Yes, yet another divorce anthem(the next in my series..not relecting my marriage)
Legal ways, distort my brain
All these lawyers just gain through pain
Charging money and I can't prove why
Abused me, while I looked despised
Courtroom days, ‘nother round
Just shows men are heading one way down
System paid off, money surgery
Objections not heard, that judge laid some hell on me
Divorce phase, justice is blind
Men feel it up their behinds
Payoffs are growin', knowin' I'm fined
The end is sorrow, for laws are misaligned
Failed me, jailed me
System blows
Too much hit or miss
Get refined
All these lawyers just gain through pain
Charging money and I can't prove why
Abused me, while I looked despised
Courtroom days, ‘nother round
Just shows men are heading one way down
System paid off, money surgery
Objections not heard, that judge laid some hell on me
Divorce phase, justice is blind
Men feel it up their behinds
Payoffs are growin', knowin' I'm fined
The end is sorrow, for laws are misaligned
Failed me, jailed me
System blows
Too much hit or miss
Get refined
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Mark - This is another fine addition to The Scotti Law Review. It upholds the precedents of excellence and wit, while breaking some new ground as well. I nominate you for Chief Justice of the Supreme Divorce Court! ;D
I "decree" my THANKS to OMR!!!
Quite a courter snorter, here -
Thanks, AFW! It's a little project I have got going on...
Ha Ha
Thanks, Anonymous!
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