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Song Parodies -> "Red Mosque"

Original Song Title:

"Red House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Red Mosque"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Here's are a few more hits from my favorite jihadi rocker, Wahhabi guitar legend Djinni Hendrix. Some translations: Dhimmi, Kuffar - unbelievers; Iblis - Lucifer; Rasool - Mohammed; An Nar - The Fire
There's a red mosque over yonder
That's where I go and pray
Wallahi, there's a red mosque over yonder
That's where I go to pray
You know I haven't been to Friday prayers
In ninety nine and one half days

Wait a minute, something's wrong here
Ali's image is on the door
Allahu Akbar, something's wrong here
Images of Hussein all over the floor
(I smell a Shi'ite rat here)
I got a bad, bad feeling
This mosque ain't Sunni anymore
That's all right, I still got my Quran

(Cue virtuoso solo chant of Surat al Zalzalah -- "The Earthquake")

Well, I guess I better, uh, light out over yonder
Way up behind the hill (That's what I better do)
Wallah, guess I better take off over yonder
Hunker down behind that hill
Cause if the Brotherhood ain't gonna blow this mosque to heaven
I know
The Wahhabis will

(And here's Djinni trash talking to infidels about their eternal fate in his smash hit -- "Let Me Cast You in The Fire")

You don't care about me, I don't care about that
You spurned my Rasool, Ha, I'm laughing at that
I have only got one burning desire
Let me cast you in The Fire
Let me cast you in The Fire
Let me cast you in The Fire (Let me cast you in The Fire)
Let me cast you in The Fire (Whoa, let me cast, Dhimmi)
Let me cast you in The Fire (See you burn)
Let me cast you in The Fire (Yeah, Dhimmi)

Listen here, Dhimmi ... and stop acting so cringey
You say you're Jehovah's own, that ain't my concern
Just don't pray to me, and you're gonna burn
I have only got one pitching desire
Let me cast you in Hellfire
Let me cast you in The Fire
Let me cast you in The Fire (Yeah, let me cast, Dhimmi)
Let me cast you in The Fire (Feel the burn)
Let me cast you in The Fire (Oh, let me toss)
Let me cast you in The Fire (Oww!)

Aaaah, burn all over, Rover
And let An Nar take over
Yeah, you know what I was warning about
Yeah, get on with it, Iblis

That what I'm warning about ... Now, dig this
Now listen, Dhimmi
You try to pray to Mary, you better save it, Babe
Save it for your Judgment Day
I have only got one fate for Kuffar
Gonna cast you in An Nar
Let me cast you in An Naru (Let me cast)
Let me cast you in An Naru (Ow, let me cast you, Dhimmi)
Let me cast you in An Naru (I aim to do you some harm)
Let me cast you in An Naru (Owww!)

Yeah ... you better get used to it, Dhimmi
I ain't gonna spare you
No, I ain't waiting for later
Ah yes. This is Allah talking to you ...

(Finally, Djinni's moving Sufidelic anthem to Muslim Pride -- Rasool's Chile)

Well, I'm standing next to the mountain
Where my Prophet heard the words of the Quran
Well, I'm standing next to the mountain
Where Allah revealed the words of the Quran
Well, I went out with a sword and spread those words
From Spain to the Sindh in Pakistan!
Cause I'm the Rasool's chile
Allah knows, I'm the Rasool's chile

Didn't mean to be so scary all the damn time
I must strike you as deranged and crazed
Out in the streets raging all the damn time
I must strike you as deranged and crazed
But if the world mocks the Prophet in this life,
Allah will judge it in the next one and seal its fate ... SEAL ITS FATE!
So says the Rasool's chile, Rasool's chile
Allah knows I'm a Rasool's chile, babe





Djinn, BTW means celestial demon

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Callmelennie - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Images of Ali and Hussein would immediatetly mark a mosque or residence as being Shi'ite, as these are haram to Sunnis. A better marker would be hearing Ali's name mentioned in the call to prayer; but I couldn't make a rhyme with "Ali's name is in the adhan"
Randy Hearn - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Epic! How long did it take to write?
Callmelennie - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
"Fire" didn't take long at all, Randeroo. Fact is, I did that a long time ago. As for "Red Mosque" I was thrown for a while as to how to convey that the mosque had been taken over by Shi'ites and make it sound right. As for "Rasool's Chile" the thing that was difficult was matching the pace of the first line of the second stanza. Because of those two hangups it took a few hours yesterday

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