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Song Parodies -> "Syrup Trade"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Haze"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimi Hendrix
Parody Song Title:
"Syrup Trade"
Parody Written by:
Plumb Bob
The Lyrics
Syrup trade, well, that's my game.
Wait till spring, then from trees it's drained.
Sap is runny, when the time is right.
I use trees, while they drip till dry.
Syrup's made, dark and brown.
Don't know if xylem is up or down.
Happy tapping for the viscous treat.
Whenever it's spring, that tapped wood expels goo feast.
Healthy?
Healthy?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh, yeah!
Syrup trade, all kids love mine.
Folks know that its grade is fine.
They've got it flowin', slow as they dine.
It is "to marvel," not just the blended kind.
Oooh!
Healthy?
Ahh, yea-yeah, syrup's made!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, healthy?
Healthy? Healthy?
(Fades out with random oohing and aahing)
Wait till spring, then from trees it's drained.
Sap is runny, when the time is right.
I use trees, while they drip till dry.
Syrup's made, dark and brown.
Don't know if xylem is up or down.
Happy tapping for the viscous treat.
Whenever it's spring, that tapped wood expels goo feast.
Healthy?
Healthy?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh, yeah!
Syrup trade, all kids love mine.
Folks know that its grade is fine.
They've got it flowin', slow as they dine.
It is "to marvel," not just the blended kind.
Oooh!
Healthy?
Ahh, yea-yeah, syrup's made!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, healthy?
Healthy? Healthy?
(Fades out with random oohing and aahing)
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