"There must be some kind of way out of here,”
Said old Jokey to some smurf,
"There's too much smurfusion, I can't get no relief.
Business smurf – he drinks my wine
Farmer digs my earth
Brainy fouls up all the time
Nobody of it is smurf."

"No reason to get smurfcited,”
Papa – he kindly spoke,
"Aren’t you the one among us?
Who feels that life is but a joke?
But you and I we've smurfed through that
And this is not our smurf
Greedy’s calling for dinner now
The smurf is getting late."

All along the smurftower
Smurfette kept the view
Where are all the women?
Natural smurf is bare-foot too
Gargamel is so distant
Azrael he did growl
Two riders were approaching
It’s just Sir Johan and Pee-wee, hey.