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Song Parodies -> "All Over the Fox Channels"
Original Song Title:
"All Along the Watchtower"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimi Hendrix
Parody Song Title:
"All Over the Fox Channels"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Chris Christie, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal and Rick Santorum: relegated to the kids' table for Fox Business/Wall Street Journal debate.
"There's got to be some way into here,"
Said Chris Chris to Huckstabee--
"There's network collusion--
They won't let us guys speak!
Jeb and Carly, Ted and Ben,
Marco, Donald T. Rump--
Us guys are way more smart than them--
Kasich! Rand! Oh, so dumb!
We victims must stay united!"
Christie he whining spoke:
"There are ten or twelve among us
Who think that Trump is but a joke!
So SNL had fun with that
After the Fox debate--
So let us talk bombastic now--
This undercard is great!"
All over the Fox channels
On Limbaugh and The View:
Those moderators, blamed and shamed;
Thumbs down, bad reviews!
Meanwhile, Jindal, Santorum--
Why'd they stick around???
According to all polling
Their percentages were down! Yeah!
Said Chris Chris to Huckstabee--
"There's network collusion--
They won't let us guys speak!
Jeb and Carly, Ted and Ben,
Marco, Donald T. Rump--
Us guys are way more smart than them--
Kasich! Rand! Oh, so dumb!
We victims must stay united!"
Christie he whining spoke:
"There are ten or twelve among us
Who think that Trump is but a joke!
So SNL had fun with that
After the Fox debate--
So let us talk bombastic now--
This undercard is great!"
All over the Fox channels
On Limbaugh and The View:
Those moderators, blamed and shamed;
Thumbs down, bad reviews!
Meanwhile, Jindal, Santorum--
Why'd they stick around???
According to all polling
Their percentages were down! Yeah!
©Bob "Muppets Show at 8" Gomez 2015
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"Donald T. Rump", that's funny. Overall good satire. You have to admire their persistence and optimism, if not their realistic chances at the nomination. Most of the Republican contenders would probably make acceptable presidents. As for the Democrats? Ouch!
MOST of the Republican contenders would probably make acceptable Presidents? Not in this century.
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