-> "Big Dumb Don"
Original Song Title:
"Big Bad John"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Dumb Don"
The Lyrics
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Every morning at the White House, see him arrive.
He stands 6-foot-2 and weighs 345.
Kinda broad in the lying and narrow in the hands
and everybody knows there's lots of demands
from Big Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
The Borough of Queens is where Don called home.
Now Melania's in the Tower, leaving him all alone.
He says a whole lot, wish he was quiet and shy.
And if you speak at all, you should say, "Goodbye"
to Big Don.
Somebody said he came with Russian help.
Unlike Don, Vlad's content with hairless scalp.
And a hacking blow from some Slavic hand
kept the Illinois lady from the Promised Land
for Big Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
Then came the day, he said, "Victory's mine!"
He rolled the dice on Speaker Paul Ryan.
Pundits were slobberin', hearts beat fast.
They thought Obamacare's repealed at last
by Big Don.
Bit the dust, this joke of a bill that was hell
and the giant of a jerk that we all knew well
grabbed his sagging ratings, gave out with a grown
and said, "Sad, Paul Ryan, yer on yer own"
said Big Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
And with all of his strength, he boarded his plane
and he jetted off for Florida again!
And 20 men scrambled for his Twitter feed
and Ryan took the fall for this failure to lead
from Big Don.
The hacks and tinders of this bad-haired clown
may yet put his Presidency in the ground.
Smoke and gas belch out of his bod.
Pretty soon, he'll know that he ain't no god
this Big Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
You should never have allowed this worthless twit.
His campaign spiel, shoulda stayed away from it.
When he dies, these words we'll write on his stand:
At the bottom of this tomb
lies a small, small man.
Big Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(Big Don... )
(Big Don... )
Big Dumb Don.
(repeat 'til fade)
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