-> "What Becomes of What Polk Has Started"
Original Song Title:
"What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted"
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Parody Song Title:
"What Becomes of What Polk Has Started"
The Lyrics
In this Texas land of gold and dreams
I had visions of many things.
But Mexico did make an intrusion.
Or did they? Man, such confusion.
What becomes of what Polk has started?
Our troops have now departed.
I think he's gone to find
new States of slaving mind.
Has he?
The roots of war grow all around.
Both sides' soldiers come tumbling down.
Winfield Scott and Zachary Taylor
lead our soldiers and our sailors.
They march in desert, under hot light.
Sweating so hard for this Southern fight.
Santa Anna had better beware:
Our troops are coming, he's going nowhere!
What becomes of what Polk has started?
Our troops have now departed.
I think he's gone to find
new States of slaving mind.
Help me, please...
It looks like Polk sure did succeed.
But over our border, immigrants speed.
Now there's millions so undocumented.
Makes California even more demented!
What becomes of what Polk has started?
More illegals have now departed.
They retake Texas land.
Low-wage jobs got in hand.
Guards are searching everywhere.
Illegals are just not fair.
They'll be looking every day
but Mexicans still come our way.
How ya like your war, Polk, now?
Was it worth it, anyhow?
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